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Voices of Yankee Hating America: 6/4/08
By
Globe Trotting Reporter - Dan S
RedBronx08.com wants to know… What
do you think of Giambi’s Mustache?
Jason Schmidt – Brick Layer:
It’s about time he finally went through puberty
Sandra Moore – Therapist:
He should know that he wasn’t hitting well because of his
lack of a mustache, it is his lack of talent.
Lloyd Wong – Secretary:
He’s soooo much more dreamier now! I love to
picture him in nothing but his lip hair and his golden thong!
RedBronx08.com wants to know… Do
you miss Joe Torre?
Alex Rodriguez – Baseball Player:
Heck no! That jerk moved me to 3rd base!
Jason Toro – Purchaser:
Yeah actually I do.
I’m a Red Sox fan and will miss his ability to totally
blow playoff games for his team.
Joe Girardi – Baseball Team
Manager:
No, I'm finally making a decent salary again. Plus I look
better in pinstripes than him. Just ask Jason Giambi!
RedBronx08.com wants to know…Has
you think Dice K has lived up to your expectations?
Sally Winery – Bus Driver:
I’m just glad that the Red Sox got rid of Dice A through
J.
Donald Litch – Executive:
It appears no pitcher could live up to my expectation
that a Red Sox pitcher is supposed to bean every batter in the
Yankee’s order, so other than that he's OK.
Hagino Takahashi – Video Game
Programmer:
次大子美香
花
奈菜
RedBronx08.com wants to know…What
do you think about the AL
home run leader (Carlos Quentin – Chicago White Sox) not being
on the All Star Ballot?
Michelle Newton – Auto
Mechanic:
Travesty, just a downright travesty.
Jason Fisk – Taxi Cab Driver:
It’s not like he’s the only one scoring runs for the
White Sox… Opps wait a minute, he is!
Samuel Struthers – Mathematician:
Being a White Sox fan, I’m not voting for him in hopes
that Steinbrenner doesn’t buy him away.
RedBronx08.com wants to know… What
do you think about Yankee fans gathering in Bryant Park to watch
the game on a Jumbo-Screen for “Pinstripes in the Park”?
Mark Muller – Demolition Expert:
I told my boss we started tearing down the old park too
early!
Neil Costs – Accountant:
And here I thought that the tickets prices at my ballpark
were too expensive, at least I can watch the game from the upper
deck.
Sarah Smith – Newlywed:
All these people were there to watch the game?
I thought they were there for my wedding!
- Dan S
Tell
us what you think
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