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Voices of Yankee Hating America Part 2: 6/20/08
By
Globe Trotting Reporter - Dan S
RedBronx08.com wants to know… Why
do you think Damon left the Red Sox for the Yankees?
Jason Sanchez – Landscaper:
To be closer to Giambi and his thong.
Stephan Moore – Unemployed:
Couldn’t handle the chowder.
Shingo Wong – Engineer:
Maybe it was because the Yankees include bic razors in
his contract.
RedBronx08.com wants to know… What
do you think about Manny’s 500th
home run?
Joesph Henry – Truck Driver:
So how many more Red Sox are in the club than Yankees
now?
Freddie Orozco – Baseball Player:
He drank 500 bottles of rum at home?
Opps I misunderstood the question.
Albert Capote – Meat Packaging:
Now if only he could catch up with Jim Thome.
RedBronx08.com wants to know…What
do you think about the bench clearing brawl between the Red Sox
and the Rays?
Terry Hogan – Wrestler:
Every good fighter knows that you’ve got to get warmed up
before a match, the Sox were just preparing for their July 3rd
series with the Yanks.
Donald Forte – Asst. Executive:
At least the Rays put up a fight, the Yankees would have
tried hair pulling and slapping.
Sally Sommers – Aerobics
Instructor:
That was a fight, I thought it was the end of the game
and they were congratulating each other.
- Dan S
Tell
us what you think
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