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The Big Crab Apple - By Bob H

What a great night it will be when I drop my plump derriere into my lazy boy, grab hold of my remote, and turn on this year’s All Star game. It will be a thrill to watch and listen to the announcements of all those deserving players. It will be a bigger thrill to listen as the names are called to realize none of them belong to the new york yankees . I will be so happy to turn the surround sound up and listen to the boo’s given to names like Kevin Youkilis, Manny Ramirez, Dustin Pedroia, and Terry Francona. Won’t it be nice to see ‘The Hallowed Grounds’ without any pinstripes in position. Read More

Voices of Yankee Hating America Part 2

RedBronx08.com wants to know… Why do you think Damon left the Red Sox for the Yankees?

Jason Sanchez – Landscaper: To be closer to Giambi and his thong.

Stephan Moore – Unemployed: Couldn’t handle the chowder.

Shingo Wong – Engineer: Maybe it was because the Yankees include bic razors in his contract. Read More

Quarantine the Plague - By Matt H

The teams I cheer for are, in order, the Cubs, the White Sox, and whoever is playing the Yankees. The last one is a product of my upbringing but as time as gone by I have had to come to my own personal reasons for hating the Yankees. It’s not enough anymore to just say, “That’s how I was raised.” At some point in our lives we must come to our own conclusions about what we were taught while growing up. As time has gone by I’ve decided that I can eat cookies before dinner, a day spent playing video games is not a waste, and I DO hate the Yankees. Read More

Voices of Yankee Hating America: -

By Globe Trotting Reporter - Dan S

RedBronx08.com wants to know… What do you think of Giambi’s Mustache?

Jason Schmidt – Brick Layer: It’s about time he finally went through puberty

Sandra Moore – Therapist: He should know that he wasn’t hitting well because of his lack of a mustache, it is his lack of talent.

Lloyd Wong – Secretary: He’s soooo much more dreamier now! I love to picture him in nothing but his lip hair and his golden thong!

The Times, They Are a Changing - By Brandon C

America is changing. Gone are the days when our country’s metropolises ran the economy and culture of our nation. New York used to be a symbol of everything that America was about and everything it aspired to be. However, things now, they’re different. Suburban sprawl has also turned into cultural and economic sprawl. Culture and money are as evident in small towns and suburbs as they are in the big cities. No longer is it true that if you can make it in New York you can make it anywhere. Now if you can make it, do it wherever you like.

Help Wanted: Yankees in need of Financial Advisor - By Mike B

With any degree of success comes scrutiny and disdain, but why exactly do sports fans hate teams with a constant high level of performance? Is it ok to hate these teams? I don’t like the San Antonio Spurs because they are the most boring basketball team to ever win a championship. I used to have no problem with the New England Patriots until it became apparent that they will do anything to win, as long as they can get away with it, regardless of league regulations.