An open letter to
Yankee Haters:
As I was sitting
in my seat with my Dad before the White Sox game Wednesday night
filling out my All Star ballot we started having a discussion...
Normally I'm not the type of guy who votes for all White Sox
players. It's just not realistic expecting my vote count
for that considering that most of these players don't have the
public recognition to garner enough votes to win. Besides,
I like to vote for the players that I feel are most deserving of
an All Star appearance. So, I usually vote for the players
having the best seasons. This practice only has one
exception... I DON'T VOTE FOR YANKEES!
This is where my
brilliant idea hits me. The All Star game is in Yankee
Stadium this year. How sweet would it be to have no
Yankees starting in their home All Star game?
“Can’t Pick a Box?
Vote Red Sox!”
So I have gathered a team of the
finest baseball minds that I could find at last call and
gave them the task of supplying us with
funny ass stories on why they hate the Yankees.
I will also be looking to you for message board posts, website
hits, and most importantly VOTING AGAINST THE YANKEES.
So, stay tuned with us for the next month and a half for
what promises to be some heated anti-Yankee rants.
Thank you in advance for your help!
F@$% the Yankees!!!!,
Jeff
PS.
Does anyone else think that Hank Steinbrenner looks like the
Love-Child of Rosie O'Donnell and Charlie Weis?